Friday, April 3, 2009

Confessions of a Senior Tour Wannabe who was a Usedtobe

Its April 3, 2009. My wife and I will be arriving in Phoenix on the 22nd. Our trip is three-fold....house hunting for the home of our dreams in the Valley of the Sun and the DBacks, the Cardinals, the Suns and the Coyotes.; Bowling the USBC Nationals at the Cashman Center in Vegas from the 29th to May 2, a night in Laughlin, a return to Phoenix and, unfortunately, a return to NY on my wife's and London daughter's birthdays.And , saving the best for last, hanging out with Lora.......and devising a plan to get Viacom and Cablevision to transfer Jeanine and Craig to Cox Telecommunications, Local 802 in NY transfering Marisa to Phoenix musicians union and Best Buy placing Liz and Scott in charge of sales for the southwest.......centering in Phoenix (as I sit here sinisterly twirling my mustache and diabolicaly laughing at my master plan)

My dearest Martha just called me sick........well......you gotta have a plan, along with hopes and dreams.

I have been bowling inconsistently; sometimes excellent, sometimes as if the round thing in my hand was a marble not a 15 lb. orb of destruction. More often than not, my scores have been good........at the nationals this year, I have the good fortune of both of my squads being on fresh oiled lanes........before anyone else messes up the shot that the tournament lane management created for the tournament. I expect that to be a real help, especially on Saturday May 2 at
7 AM for singles and doubles. The pattern will breakdown to our team plan......at least thats what we plan to do.

We will be looking at homes in Gilbert, Chandler, Ahwatukie and Fountain Hills. Prices are excellently affordable: tremendous value for the prices. You are all invited to comment on our plans, as we send links to the properties that interest us the most........with pictures, you'll all be able to see "your room" when you come and stay with us.

Getting tired as its almost 3 AM ........but I do my best thinking and writing after midnight.

We will follow up weekly with our adventures in the beautiful southwest.......that is until my diabolical, sinister plan brings you all here.....FOREVER..........hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa